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Bemusing Ourselves To Death: ‘Schofield in “Bloke off TV More Newsworthy Than War and Government Corruption” Shocker!’

Yes, it’s the non-news story that hogged the headlines at the beginning of June for THREE WHOLE F***ING DAYS!

A Brexit Bus parody of The Jags’ song: “Written on the Back of My Hand”

For Leave voters the iconic Brexit bus became a symbol of rebellion as the EU was cast in the role of ‘go-to scapegoat’ for all manner of societal problems.

Menopause Song - Ban The Duvet - Panic - The Smiths

Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths

Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths Back in 1986, when I was throwing myself around

7 Irritating Idioms That Drive Me Insane

Nothing drives me up the wall more than an inane, overused idiom. In fact, I’d go so far as to

13 Unique Tips For Navigating The Aging Process After 50

“Not another blog post offering a bunch of inane so-called ‘tips’ about the aging process?” So goes the rhetorical cry of millions of soon-to-be seniors, fed up to the back implants with such drivel.

Here you will find no such trivia dressed up as actual helpful advice. No, you will simply find trivia for trivia’s sake. Let’s be totally upfront and transparent here – the following tips can’t and won’t help you at all.

8 Stupid Things We Did In Our Teens

8 Stupid Things We Did In Our Teens The “Stupid Things We Did” Series: Part 1 Cast your mind back

All Hail Covid’s Holy Trinity

Celebrity scientists abound in the Covid era – especially in the UK. These three are at the top of the

Warning For The 21st Century

Ever since my 20s, I’ve been a huge fan of Jenny Joseph’s poem, “Warning” – the one that goes, “when I am an old woman I shall wear purple.”

Now that I am actually an old lady (well, my 21-year-old self would have thought 53 old, anyway!). I’ve realised the ideas in the poem are just a tad outdated.

Are You Over 50? Here are 20 Humiliating Injuries & Common Medical Conditions Heading Your Way Soon.

If you are on the wrong side of 50, you should pour yourself a stiff brandy, sink into your favourite comfy armchair, and pay attention to these increasingly humiliating micro-injuries and common health conditions you will now begin to experience.