Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths Back in 1986, when I was throwing myself aroundRead more
CHRIS WHITTY Chris Whitty isn’t very witty,The news he delivers is always pretty shitty:Presenting grave predictions from the sombre SAGERead more
If you are on the wrong side of 50, you should pour yourself a stiff brandy, sink into your favourite comfy armchair, and pay attention to these increasingly humiliating micro-injuries and common health conditions you will now begin to experience.Read more
What does she think of my menopausal flab? Everything is so saggy. Nobody ever sees these parts of my body unclothed, let alone touches them.Having experienced a couple of these in the past, I have high expectations. It’s definitely my favourite type of massage, and for good reason.
If you’ve never tried one, I can only liken it to being enveloped in a warm, luxurious, marshmallow blanket; a sort of womb-like cocoon.Read more