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Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths

Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths Back in 1986, when I was throwing myself around

Globular – an impossible balancing act? Flat Earth believers seem to think so.

Are Flat Earth believers’ ideas gaining traction in spite of or because of our fast-paced, universally connected digital age?

151 Affordable Funny Gifts For Older Men: The Ultimate List

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7 Irritating Idioms That Drive Me Insane

Nothing drives me up the wall more than an inane, overused idiom. In fact, I’d go so far as to

13 Unique Tips For Navigating The Aging Process After 50

“Not another blog post offering a bunch of inane so-called ‘tips’ about the aging process?” So goes the rhetorical cry of millions of soon-to-be seniors, fed up to the back implants with such drivel.

Here you will find no such trivia dressed up as actual helpful advice. No, you will simply find trivia for trivia’s sake. Let’s be totally upfront and transparent here – the following tips can’t and won’t help you at all.

Need a Holiday? Better Get Ready To Doff That Cap.

When megalomaniac managers start asserting their influence in your personal life as well as your work life, we have a problem. Unfortunately, we still seem to be stuck with a work culture where employees are obliged to doff their caps to their employers. It’s partly about the language we use. Having to go cap in hand to “request” time off from work ensures employees know that they are still the underdogs.

Chaotic Reflections From Woman on the Edge of a Hot Stone Massage Table

What does she think of my menopausal flab? Everything is so saggy. Nobody ever sees these parts of my body unclothed, let alone touches them.Having experienced a couple of these in the past, I have high expectations. It’s definitely my favourite type of massage, and for good reason.

If you’ve never tried one, I can only liken it to being enveloped in a warm, luxurious, marshmallow blanket; a sort of womb-like cocoon.

My not so brief encounter with Sue Gray played havoc with my acid reflux

My not so brief encounter with Sue Gray played havoc with my acid reflux Transcript of Sue Gray interview #37: