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10 November 2022 Carla Fandango

Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths

Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths Back in 1986, when I was throwing myself around

Body Poems Politics

2 December 2021 Carla Fandango

All Hail Covid’s Holy Trinity

Celebrity scientists abound in the Covid era – especially in the UK. These three are at the top of the

Body Listicles Retirement

26 December 2017 Carla Fandango

Are You Over 50? Here are 20 Humiliating Injuries & Common Medical Conditions Heading Your Way Soon.

If you are on the wrong side of 50, you should pour yourself a stiff brandy, sink into your favourite comfy armchair, and pay attention to these increasingly humiliating micro-injuries and common health conditions you will now begin to experience.

Body Mind

26 December 2017 Carla Fandango

Chaotic Reflections From Woman on the Edge of a Hot Stone Massage Table

What does she think of my menopausal flab? Everything is so saggy. Nobody ever sees these parts of my body unclothed, let alone touches them.Having experienced a couple of these in the past, I have high expectations. It’s definitely my favourite type of massage, and for good reason.

If you’ve never tried one, I can only liken it to being enveloped in a warm, luxurious, marshmallow blanket; a sort of womb-like cocoon.

Mind

16 March 2015 Carla Fandango

How to tell if someone is lying to you on the phone – Here are 10 clues

If you want to know how to tell if someone is lying to you on the phone, here are 10 giveaway clues. You’ll never be taken for a mug again.