Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths
Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths Back in 1986, when I was throwing myself around
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Health
All you ever need to know about over 50s physical and mental health issues. Whether its arthritis, heart disease, menopause, erectile dysfunction, diabetes or covid, we’ve got you covered.
All Hail Covid’s Holy Trinity
CHRIS WHITTY Chris Whitty isn’t very witty,The news he delivers is always pretty shitty:Presenting grave predictions from the sombre SAGE
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Morbid Curiosity For The Win
Does intellectual overthinking inevitably lead to morbid fascination and depression?
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Are You Over 50? Here are 20 Humiliating Injuries & Common Medical Conditions Heading Your Way Soon.
If you are on the wrong side of 50, you should pour yourself a stiff brandy, sink into your favourite comfy armchair, and pay attention to these increasingly humiliating micro-injuries and common health conditions you will now begin to experience.
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Chaotic Reflections From Woman on the Edge of a Hot Stone Massage Table
What does she think of my menopausal flab? Everything is so saggy. Nobody ever sees these parts of my body unclothed, let alone touches them.Having experienced a couple of these in the past, I have high expectations. It’s definitely my favourite type of massage, and for good reason.
If you’ve never tried one, I can only liken it to being enveloped in a warm, luxurious, marshmallow blanket; a sort of womb-like cocoon.
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How to tell if someone is lying to you on the phone – Here are 10 clues
If you want to know how to tell if someone is lying to you on the phone, here are 10 giveaway clues. You’ll never be taken for a mug again.
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How To Win an Argument on the Internet Without Being a Dick
How To Win An Argument On The Internet Without Being A Dick If you can’t say something nice, say it
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