Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths
Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths Back in 1986, when I was throwing myself around
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151 Affordable Funny Gifts For Older Men: The Ultimate List
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13 Unique Tips For Navigating The Aging Process After 50
“Not another blog post offering a bunch of inane so-called ‘tips’ about the aging process?” So goes the rhetorical cry of millions of soon-to-be seniors, fed up to the back implants with such drivel.
Here you will find no such trivia dressed up as actual helpful advice. No, you will simply find trivia for trivia’s sake. Let’s be totally upfront and transparent here – the following tips can’t and won’t help you at all.
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Morbid Curiosity For The Win
Does intellectual overthinking inevitably lead to morbid fascination and depression?
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Are You Over 50? Here are 20 Humiliating Injuries & Common Medical Conditions Heading Your Way Soon.
If you are on the wrong side of 50, you should pour yourself a stiff brandy, sink into your favourite comfy armchair, and pay attention to these increasingly humiliating micro-injuries and common health conditions you will now begin to experience.
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Chaotic Reflections From Woman on the Edge of a Hot Stone Massage Table
What does she think of my menopausal flab? Everything is so saggy. Nobody ever sees these parts of my body unclothed, let alone touches them.Having experienced a couple of these in the past, I have high expectations. It’s definitely my favourite type of massage, and for good reason.
If you’ve never tried one, I can only liken it to being enveloped in a warm, luxurious, marshmallow blanket; a sort of womb-like cocoon.
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