Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths
Menopause Song – A Bizarre Parody of ‘Panic’ by The Smiths Back in 1986, when I was throwing myself around
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Body
Why is my body falling apart at 50? We pose this very question, and ask a whole load more about the strange phenomenon that is the human body after 50.
All Hail Covid’s Holy Trinity
Celebrity scientists abound in the Covid era – especially in the UK. These three are at the top of the
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Are You Over 50? Here are 20 Humiliating Injuries & Common Medical Conditions Heading Your Way Soon.
If you are on the wrong side of 50, you should pour yourself a stiff brandy, sink into your favourite comfy armchair, and pay attention to these increasingly humiliating micro-injuries and common health conditions you will now begin to experience.
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Chaotic Reflections From Woman on the Edge of a Hot Stone Massage Table
What does she think of my menopausal flab? Everything is so saggy. Nobody ever sees these parts of my body unclothed, let alone touches them.Having experienced a couple of these in the past, I have high expectations. It’s definitely my favourite type of massage, and for good reason.
If you’ve never tried one, I can only liken it to being enveloped in a warm, luxurious, marshmallow blanket; a sort of womb-like cocoon.
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